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chriscantwell:

1988 Competitive Aerobics Championships, hosted by Alan Thicke. This is extremely important.

THE SUPERBOWL OF AEROBICS.

(also, spot on material alan)

  11:56 pm  |   January 29 2012   |  6 notes  

ferniecommaalex:

williebhines:

halphillips:

I recognize the Stop Making Sense version of “Life During Wartime” as the real version.

Video highlights:

  • David Byrne strutting around the stage at the beginning, quietly confident about everything that’s about to happen.
  • The second-verse dance, starting around 1:36, which I swear to god I will learn before I die.
  • Around 3:19 when Alex Weir’s cocaine kicks in.

One of the most bad ass things, this song this clip. I could dig through the Earth listening to this.

The entirety of this movie should be required viewing for everyone.

JAMZ!

  9:30 pm  |   January 29 2012   |  22 notes  

nedroidcomics:

Someday…

awwwww….

nedroidcomics:

Someday…

awwwww….

  9:29 pm  |   January 29 2012   |  505 notes  

oldloves:

Prince & Apollonia Kotero in “Purple Rain” (1984)

oldloves:

Prince & Apollonia Kotero in “Purple Rain” (1984)

  1:44 pm  |   January 29 2012   |  45 notes  

this was brought to my attention by cody.

1:01 will knock your socks off.

  11:43 pm  |   January 28 2012   |  10 notes  

(Source: pitirijas-mx, via cracked)

  11:34 pm  |   January 28 2012   |  3,768 notes  

(Source: tothemaxxx)

  9:12 pm  |   January 28 2012   |  18 notes  

rookiemag:

mooncomeshiningdown:

Oh man, someone take this glue gun away from me!

I made another Crown of Love.

omg this is so sparkley and subtle and over the top and wow i love it so much i am using all the adjectives.

jamie

it’s like a pretty pretty princess crown! but BETTER. 

for GROWNUPS!

  7:42 am  |   January 28 2012   |  140 notes  

vintage-balloons:

Gilda Radner, Laraine Newman, and Jane Curtin.

d’awwwwww.

vintage-balloons:

Gilda Radner, Laraine Newman, and Jane Curtin.

d’awwwwww.

(via fuckyeahlarainenewman)

  5:56 pm  |   January 27 2012   |  228 notes  

DC Pierson: On a plane this weekend, the pilot warned us other pilots had warned...

dcpierson:

On a plane this weekend, the pilot warned us other pilots had warned him we were about to go through some pretty crazy turbulence, so he was turning on the seatbelt sign and instructing the flight attendants to sit down as well. Then everything was calm for ten minutes. Then the plane was kicked…

  5:12 pm  |   January 27 2012   |  61 notes  

thisdanobrien:

On February 17th, Those Aren’t Muskets! will be premiering their first feature film, Kill Me Now, at the Beloit International Film Festival! Kill Me Now features plenty of familiar Cracked faces, including Michael Swaim, Katie Willert, Katy Stoll, Kaitlin Large, (Agents of Cracked’s Kelly Wheeler), Jacob Reed, (Tremendosaur), Beck Bennet, Nick  Rutherford & Kyle Mooney, (Good Neighbor), Nick Mundy, (Team Tiger  Awesome), Noah Byrne, (Horsehead Businessman), and a brief but  mesmerizing cameo from the guy who plays Daniel O’Brien in all of those  Cracked videos.Following the screening, there will be a live  performance featuring all of the Cracked people on that flier up there.  We’ll be doing sketches, stand-up, songs, and raps, and then a Q&A.  Then, gun to my head, lots and lots of drinking, I’d imagine, before  waking up the next day to soak up some of that tropical Wisconsin heat,  (I’ve never been to Wisconsin- it’s in the Caribbean, right?).If you can’t get into the first screening, BIFF will be showing Kill Me Now again on Saturday, at 5:00pm at Bushel & Pecks, (328 State Street, Beloit).To recap…Night One: (7:30pm) Screening and live sketch show at La Casa Grande, 618 4th St, BeloitNight Two: (5:00pm) Screening at Bushel & Pecks, 328 State Street, Beloit(There will also be a secret live show at a secret location on Saturday, but I’m not allowed to tell you about it yet.)Hope to see you all there!

COME TO THIS! it’ll be so much fun!

thisdanobrien:

On February 17th, Those Aren’t Muskets! will be premiering their first feature film, Kill Me Now, at the Beloit International Film Festival! Kill Me Now features plenty of familiar Cracked faces, including Michael Swaim, Katie Willert, Katy Stoll, Kaitlin Large, (Agents of Cracked’s Kelly Wheeler), Jacob Reed, (Tremendosaur), Beck Bennet, Nick Rutherford & Kyle Mooney, (Good Neighbor), Nick Mundy, (Team Tiger Awesome), Noah Byrne, (Horsehead Businessman), and a brief but mesmerizing cameo from the guy who plays Daniel O’Brien in all of those Cracked videos.

Following the screening, there will be a live performance featuring all of the Cracked people on that flier up there. We’ll be doing sketches, stand-up, songs, and raps, and then a Q&A. Then, gun to my head, lots and lots of drinking, I’d imagine, before waking up the next day to soak up some of that tropical Wisconsin heat, (I’ve never been to Wisconsin- it’s in the Caribbean, right?).

If you can’t get into the first screening, BIFF will be showing Kill Me Now again on Saturday, at 5:00pm at Bushel & Pecks, (328 State Street, Beloit).

To recap…

Night One: (7:30pm) Screening and live sketch show at La Casa Grande, 618 4th St, Beloit
Night Two: (5:00pm) Screening at Bushel & Pecks, 328 State Street, Beloit
(There will also be a secret live show at a secret location on Saturday, but I’m not allowed to tell you about it yet.)

Hope to see you all there!

COME TO THIS! it’ll be so much fun!

  4:50 pm  |   January 27 2012   |  54 notes  

spytap:

section9:

drowninginthemidwest:

The only two kinds I buy. I NEED TO FIND A GIRL SCOUT

There are other kinds?  

No. There are not.

NOPE. those are the only two.

spytap:

section9:

drowninginthemidwest:

The only two kinds I buy. I NEED TO FIND A GIRL SCOUT

There are other kinds?  

No. There are not.

NOPE. those are the only two.

  4:50 pm  |   January 27 2012   |  16,562 notes  

Not Too Shabby

oh hai! 

i just wanted to shoot it out there that i’m going to be in a sketch tonight at Not Too Shabby at the UCB here in LA!

the show is at midnight and it’s free, so i hope you guys can come!

  3:37 pm  |   January 27 2012   |  5 notes  

nickkocher:

People in this park had NO IDEA what the hell we were doing. 

well, that took a turn…

(AMAZING job guys!)

  12:02 pm  |   January 27 2012   |  71 notes  

lunchbreak:

ronbabcock:

Nathan Barnatt is one of the most prolific people I have ever met. Will you just watch this already? The shot at 3:45 is worth it alone.

Well, this got a big ole’ grin out of me.

this makes me very very happy.

  11:11 am  |   January 27 2012   |  108 notes  

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