January 2011
At Aahs for the first time in years… this place has all the things.
Jan 1st
December 2010
I am very, very bad at DJ Hero. Don’t expect to see me in da cluuuuub any time soon.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Seriously, it’s like the ceiling of a banquet hall at a Double Tree.
Dec 30th
There’s nothing like sitting next to a person on their first ride on Space Mountain.
Dec 30th
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i finally got to meet cody! also, i hate tmz.
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Anonymous asked: How did you get a job at cracked.com?
Dec 24th
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Hey ladies, I know i’ve only taken improv 101 and you have taken ALL FOUR LEVELS of improv, but you’re being ridiculously disrespectful.
Dec 21st
Anonymous asked: How did you get a job at cracked.com?
Dec 21st
“No worry about babies, I was stepped on by a horse” - @MrChadCarter in tonight’s @AsssscatLA.
Dec 20th
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teamtigerawesome: We keep forgetting to thank Dan O’Brien.  So we made this… this is nick apologizing to dan. i have the best friends.
Dec 18th
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http://yfrog.com/h09e3mj tom nom nom yum yum yum.
Dec 15th
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http://yfrog.com/h3nz6vj happy 50th birthday to the best dad ever! #mydadiscoolerthanyourdad #fuckbluetooths #it’sallabouttheheadset
Dec 14th
Spending time with my brudder! #cutebaby http://yfrog.com/gyv09012j
Dec 10th
Pink paw pads are pressed against the mesh prison wall. #airportcatlivetweet
Dec 10th
I wish you freedom. Goodbye old friend. #airportcatlivetweet
Dec 10th
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Houston, here I come! #mydadiscoolerthanyourdad
Dec 10th
It’s meows for freedom make me sad. #airportcatlivetweet
Dec 10th
Also, there’s a cat across from me in a carrier that’s chill as FUCK.
Dec 10th
At LAX getting ready to fly to Houston! I’ma see my Dad and my brudder!
Dec 10th
I think the cat has realized that it’s essentially in a padded cage. The cat is no longer chill. #airportcatlivetweet
Dec 10th
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Hey @Cracked! Shooting a sketch w/ @SWAIM_CORP, @DOB_INC, @drmistercody, @dickfundy, & @abethemighty! http://yfrog.com/gybyzj #dmshoots
Dec 9th
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RT @pattonoswalt: Working title for “Only the Good Die Young” was “Fuck Me Already, You Catholic Dimwit.”
Dec 9th
Fatburger has been getting a lot of my business lately. #healthierlivingin2011 #igottimebitches
Dec 9th
Ah! Flike! RT @ebertchicago: Free. Netflix has made De Sica’s “Umberto D” online. Criterion edition, looks great.http://j.mp/f28osT
Dec 9th
copy paste copy paste copy paste #andsoonandsoonandsoon
Dec 9th
RT @cnnbrk Elizabeth Edwards has died at the age of 61 after a battle with breast cancer. #ElizabethEdwards http://on.cnn.com/hS5iZi
Dec 8th
Awesome meeting with @CoachCMJ! It’s time to get methodical folks. #butnotinacreepyway
Dec 8th
listening to “i, jonathan” by jonathan richman as my #workjamz
Dec 7th
i just heard that song today RT @pattonoswalt: Strawberry Letters #24 - 51 released by WIkileaks.
Dec 7th
RT @michaelgbenner: “Wealthy Americans have had these tax cuts for nearly 10 years and look how good our economy has been doing.” —@Bar …
Dec 7th
really? you sure? RT @BarackObama: Although not perfect, this compromise is an essential step on the road to recovery. http://j.mp/idGdUR
Dec 7th
The sheer amount of oil wells and electricity cables on La Cienega through Baldwin Hills blows my mind.
Dec 7th
now is the time of the month where my boobs look amazing. this, of course, is immediately preceding the worst time of the month.
Dec 7th
rewatching “terriers”. i love that they shot a fight scene in the hopkins parking structure at ucsd.
Dec 7th
Looks like having servers run by gerbils on wheels isn’t really working, Tumblr. Their little legs get tired.
Dec 7th
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To the dude in the cable knit suit jacket telling the people at Fatburger how to cook their burgers: Shut up.
Dec 7th
there are no places to sit in this barnes and noble.
Dec 7th
i’m writing for a new project… @CoachCMJ would be proud. #careergoals #projects
Dec 7th
oh tumblr, you tease me #getridofthehamsterstumblr
Dec 7th
Thought my card was declined at the Fatburger. Turns out it was just a phone line error. #thankjesus #thatwouldhavebeenembarassing #again
Dec 7th
RT @PhloxLombardi: I assume you’re all working on your novels, #whileTumblrsleeps
Dec 7th
Frickles with @benkliewer!
Dec 7th
I picked the wrong wardrobe for waiting in line at the UCB.
Dec 7th
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Spreadsheets y’all! #makindolladollabills
Dec 7th
Got through to the second round of interviews at the Apple Store! Today is a great day! #makindolladollabills
Dec 7th
Veckatimest by Grizzly Bear is really doing it for me right now. #workjamz
Dec 7th
Black Swan. Guh.
Dec 5th