January 2011
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Watchdid i ever show you guys this?
it felt nice to give TMZ a fuck you after the dick move they made on charlyne yi.
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woah...
just realized that i haven’t been on tumblr in a mighty long time. i guess i should give you some sort of a life update…
1) i got a job. now as you know, i was unemployed for six months, so this is a crazy awesome thing. i now work at the apple store. it’s kind of the best job ever. and no, i’m not going to get you an iPad.
2) i moved into a new apartment. i now live in a...
Just saw some hilarious old timey make-em-ups with @chadcarter and listened to snappy tunes provided by @joelaspence & @wordhole! Goodnight!
RT @toddalcott: Ah, January. Christmas trees lie in the gutter, tinseled and despised, like dead hookers.
Have you ever heard “Cherry Hill Park” by Billy Joe Royal? Man, that girl was loose. And she really liked merry-go-rounds. #drivingjamz
I can’t even…RT @SarahPalinUSA Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: “Don’t Retreat, Instead - RELOAD!” Pls see my Facebook page.
RT @durgapolashi: i’m 98% sure nicole kidman is made out of fondant
A lovely evening at The Cat & Fiddle, but good LORD, every lady is dressed like a prostitute.
Well done, @DOB_INC! http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-disaster-movie-explanations-all-these-dead-birds_p2#ixzz1ANtsBhoO
http://yfrog.com/h0ihgzj actor skill set for @Cracked sketches. I enjoy mine quite a bit.
#FF this man RT @CharleyDaniels Guys who were raised by wolves get all the chicks. Probably.
The moving philosophy that I’ve developed over the last week consists of “Can I put things in that thing? Let’s fill that with things!”
My chapped lips have spread so far beyond my lip line that I now look like a 6 year old who drank too much cherry kool aid. #grownasswoman
the live version isn’t on itunes, just the album version. this is them on conan with gillian welch. so. good. http://bit.ly/hWYQ5m
Also, I just drank an entire bottle of champagne with @dr_pickle. We are bonding.
Finished moving into the second section of my apartment. After scrubbing the bathroom, I am enjoying a tommy’s burger.
I’m walking down my street and everyone is walking a dog. That scene in 101 Dalmations where every owner looks like their dog is ACCURATE.
Seconded. Did you get to see the show last night? RT @jacobreed I will never get used to how good Sentimental Lady is.
I just finished phase one of moving into my new apartment. The kitchen is cleaned and mopped and my dishes are in the cupboards.
RT @DemetriMartin: TIP: Skate and Destroy. Always in that order. If you Destroy first, that makes it much harder to Skate afterwards. (Y …
You’d be surprised how much better a v neck sweater looks when you don’t put it on backwards.
“Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” is one of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes. Shatner and gremlins on plane wings. Classic.
It feels good to be in San Diego celebrating 30 years of my Mom being a straight up G.
RT @CabetoMejia: It’s amazing how some people have the energy to walk their dogs. I don’t even have the energy to walk myself.
Just made a chandelier. For tonight, call me Kitty. #newyearseve