January 2012
addendum:
i missed erik parker in my people i’ve met section, which was very stupid of me!
erik, you are fantastic and talented and i can’t wait to hang out with you in person again.
ps- forgive me?
things i'm thankful for in 2011
- After Hours has been embraced not only by Cracked viewers, but the Internet as a whole… we have some of the best fans anyone could ask for!
- i got to premier my new web series, The Katie Willert Experience, on Cracked. i love making each episode, and i can’t thank everyone enough who watches it and loves it as much as i do. i’m also incredibly in love with the natural...
AAA's Tipsy Tow
cracked:
Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you.
Be safe and...
Action and Adventure
ferniecommaalex:
I bought Skyrim and started playing it yesterday. So far, here is what I’ve done:
- caught several butterflies.
- gone on a thistle picking expedition.
- chased a goat for 10 minutes.
- Punched a dog in the face.
- hoarded cheeses.
- Made several soups.
- spent a good chunk of a day fashioning leather straps.
- stole a salmon.
Except for the dog punching, I’m apparently...
A Series of Nicknames I Would Like to Make Stick...
thisdanobrien:
Big Dan
Rhythm Nation
Funkminster Fuller
Big Nasty Funk
White Spider-man
Black Spider-man
Spider-man
The Thrillsbury Doughboy
The Mercenaryan*
Doctor Pants
Batman’s Very Good Friend
Brodie
Big Nasty Spider-man
*I take it back; this is now Soren’s nickname. Obviously.
dan, i will be calling you rhythm nation from now on.
December 2011
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Do you want ants?
fuckyeaharchergifs:
Because that is how you get ants
(……..yaaaaaay…..)
as requested by letthew00kiewin
rewatching archer… so good.
a new Bit of Chat with ken plume! →
ken and i have another chat, this time about post-it Christmas, potato cone, fauxgetarian, savory sadness, tonsils, and Adrian’s papoose!
drinkyourjuice:
As we roll into 2012, let’s try to remember that women existed before Bridesmaids and that calling 2011 the year of the funny woman is like me calling the act of finally watching My So Called Life on Netflix Instant its series premiere.
The 10 Most Awkward Elevator Moments →
thisdanobrien:
misskatie:
cracked’s first motion comic gets a reblog from roger ebert!
watch it, and take the lessons learned in it to heart.
The byline for this video is just “Cracked Staff,” so I’d like to call out the people who made this happen:
Written by: Charley Daniels, an LA-based writer/stand-up that everyone at Cracked loves very much.
Illustrations by: Winston Rowntree, one of...
The 10 Most Awkward Elevator Moments →
cracked’s first motion comic gets a reblog from roger ebert!
watch it, and take the lessons learned in it to heart.
The Internet for Hermits →
rookiemag:
What to look at when you use the bitter cold as an excuse for staying inside on your computer all day. (We’re all about healthy choices here on Rookie.)
after hours gets a shout out in rookie mag!
sweeeeeeeet!
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codyjohnston:
I wonder how many times in a single day HelloGiggles can repost Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve and Zooey Deschanel and Ben Schwartz singing Tonight You Belong To Me. My money’s on five times for each in a 24-hour period, but I’m not very good at betting, so it’s probably more like ten each.
i thought i was the only one who found...
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no consistency...
i just watched this:
and now i’m watching this:
starryeyedcynic asked: Hi Katie! Basically I love Peep Show too, and that Mitchell and Webb clip you put up made me curious as to whether or not you like other British shows like the I.T. Crowd or Garth Marengi's Dark Place?
my miguelito was interviewed for forbes! →
yay michael!
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KALE!
you may be asking yourself, “who the fuck likes kale?” the answer is, “i do… and why are you swearing at me?”
i’m not really all that healthy. i eat too fast. i consume my weight in steak. i like booze. i smoke. i exercise so inconsistently that my mother, who is a badass 55-year-old personal trainer, has had to cancel multiple gym memberships because i lose...
Watchcracked:
The Unedited Truth About Two of Our Founding Fathers Some morning history, from our friends Team Tiger Awesome. You’re welcome, facts.
TTA, i think this might be my favorite sketch that you’ve ever done.
“I love Los Angeles. I know a lot of people go there and they see just a huge...”
– David Lynch, Catching The Big Fish (via bbook)
Watchthis is clark.
he is one of lola’s kittens.
this will never stop being funny to us.
Improv Rules to Live by:
“Listen, say yes, live in the moment, make sure you play with people who have your back, make big choices early and often. Don’t start a scene where two people are talking about jumping out of a plane.Start the scene having already jumped. If you are scared, look into your partner’s eyes. You will feel better.” - Amy Poehler
replace “improv” with “life” and it still...
Dec. 27th Guests = Mel Cowan & Allan McLeod! →
GO TO THIS.
“Still, there’s no way this drink was invented by anyone other than a...”
– soren bowie
Read more: A Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-holiday-cocktails-written-after-drinking-them-all/#ixzz1hh813HUK
Hello: uh...hey guys... →
madeleineishere:
I ended up in the Emergency Room yesterday…
I fainted at work (reason unknown) and fell to the floor- hitting my head and neck in an awkward position which knocked me unconscious for a bit~ I was rushed to the ER in an ambulance on a back stretcher (most uncomfortable ride ever) BUT at…
i’m going to get a commission of the kitties!
hospital bills when...