So, when I was at the Diamondbacks/Angels game, I was wearing my Sedona Red and this car full of D-Backs fans pulled up behind us as we were walking through the parking lot. A girl with in the backseat with a great rack and a sequined D-Backs shirt yelled “I like your shirt!” and I started to yell back “I like your tits!” but I was in public and I thought there might be children around, so I yelled “I like your frontal region!” and gestured to my chest.
reblogged for all of the responses.
