I posted the following tweet earlier: Don’t be self-conscious if you have small and/or saggy boobs. I would still be grateful to suck them & make you a nice lunch. I was walking home from dropping my car off to have a flat fixed and the thought just popped into my mind. Not like, “This would be…
Needs to be said. I’ll suck a titty, all day every day. I don’t give a fuck.
No but in all seriousliness, we live in a fucked up machine that tells people how to look and act, and if snuggling up to a girl with looks that don’t conform to the Alba-Jolie standard and making her a sandwich can be my form of rebellion—call me Che.
right before the manz saw my boobies for the first time i felt the need to preemptively apologize to him because i had been wearing a push-up bra and my boobs probably weren’t going to be as big as they looked when i had my shirt on.
his response: “i’m just so happy that i get to see your boobs”
from that point on, i realized that my boobs are awesome and i’m awesome and that’s really all that matters.
(via rebelwithoutaclaus)
